um. welp. basically, im dating a… fat-ish guy.

hes like six foot four and three hundred pounds. hes not… HUGE, but hes fairly big.

but hes nice, nerdy, kind. total gentlemen, yeah yeah yeah.

Im having SUCH a hard time with it. i know it sounds bad. but… Face it, we all want incredibly attractive guys/girls. or at least attractive to us. i like him, but im not physically attracted to him. im dating him cuz i mean it shouldnt matter what he looks like, i mean I look like quasimodo so idk why im complaining. but yeah…

but if i told him this, or told him to lose weight or something, thats so mean. 

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Burn to death- that would suck ass.

Cutting-too bloody, too much work.

Gun to the head- I wouldn’t have the balls.

Hanging - could work, but there’s a chance you could end up just hanging there, with a broken neck, jus…. Chillin.

Jumping off a cliff- I honestly don’t thinking would have the balls. Plus, what if you survive? Ouch

Drowning- at first it sucks, and anxiety kicks in and you freak out, but apparently after that passes, it’s complete peace. You’d just have to find something to hold you down.
Plus, everyone looks good on water.

Just a conversation I was having with a friend. No biggie.

ismileforstyles:

bitchums:

I JUST SPENT 2 HOURS OF MY LIFE TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT. OMG. MOST DIFFICULT THING I’VE EVER DONE. 

it took me 3 fucking hours

I LOVE THESE GAMES.

I DID IT, TOOK ME AGES BUT I DID IT.

(Source: marcellohnp)